Your safety is our priority

On a recent road trip, Pink Monster Duck picked up this discarded safety cone. Normally orange cones mean "caution",  a green cone means? Proceed with...never mind, go!

Showdown of the century at the OK Corral

Pink Duck takes on Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday,Virgil and Morgan Earp in the new motion picture "Duckstone."

The duck too tough to die.

It doesn't get any better than this

We are not worthy! Thanks to the EMT who was kind enough to open the back of the Ambulance to allow Zombie duck to sit on the stretcher. We appreciate all you do keeping us safe, and entertaining our utter nonsense. YOU ROCK!

Firebird

Thanks to Bill Nelson's Auto Service for allowing the ducks in the Employees Only part of the shop to capture this great photo.

Going batty

Why does a vampire consider himself a good artist? Because he likes to draw blood.

It's on like Donkey Kong

Harry Potter, "EXPERLLIARMUS!"

Voldemort, "..."

Harry Potter, "CONFUNDO!"

Voldemort, "..."

Harry Potter, "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"

Voldemort, "..."

Harry Potter, "STUPEFY!"

Voldemort, "..."

Pink Duck, "Hey Harry, what's up with your stick? It's really not working right now. This is just more of a ongoing staring contest, except... wait, did he blink? Yeaaa! Voldemort lost! He totally blinked!"