Thursday, September 29, 2011

Vortex?


Woot! Traveling to Sedona with our reporter in the field, Lindsay and thankfully surviving the vortex. Vortexes? Vortices? Vortexi? Forget it, we're just going for a hike at Bell Rock.

Kisses

This baby turtle was pretty quick to smooch Pink Duck, and so soon after their introduction! Who says turtles move slowly?

You are going nowhere

A huge thank you to Donald, a great field agent, for sending a new photo of Soap Duck traveling to um... the middle of nowhere?

Just hangin' around

Peace duck hanging out with a few geckos.

Duck hunting

Run ducks! Run!

Seeing double

Or is that seeing quadruple?

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Gossip Girls


It's a good thing ducks don't gossip.

Outsized



John Wayne duck efforts to assist in pulling the stagecoach were negligible, mostly due to the fact harnesses just aren't made that small. Well, that, and because his feet don't reach the ground.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Do ducks need sunscreen?


Relaxing on a sunny Saturday afternoon. All we are missing is the margaritas. 

Thats a huge ducking track

Out in the middle of nowhere, Crazy Duck came across this track. We don't think it's a dog, as there were no human prints anywhere to be found. Anyone know, any guesses?

A picture is worth a thousand words

This one is worth two. "Oh wow."

Friday, September 23, 2011

Meteorite Hunting

Where has Duck, Bob been all week? Meteorite hunting of course! But we are back. Stay tuned for new posts!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Ask and You Shall Receive


"Did someone call for a greyhound?"

Need for Speed


"Doesn't this thing go any faster? I bored all to heck. Find me a greyhound and lets blow this pop stand. Besides, these oddly silent kids are creeping me out."

Sunday, September 18, 2011

When Going Out On A Limb



It's good to have your ducks in a row.

On the road again

Soap Duck is slightly confused, as there is nothing "interior" about any of this.

Able to leap tall bridges in a single bound

...it's Soap Duck! Thanks to our newest field agent, Donald (not duck), this great photo was taken at the Colorado River.

Breaking the rules

This dame and daddy are the cat's pajamas.

Never happier

"I'll take a Bahama-Mama please."

Childish

"Quack? How primitive. We have increased our vocabulary since then, my dear friend"

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Like a Hot Knife Through Butter




Ninja duck (and owner) is very relieved and very happy to be through (and to have passed) her martial arts testing this morning for a second degree black belt. Hiya!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

So unexpected





No peacocks, or ducks were harmed in the making of this blog post. Pink duck is safely back with the flock. No worries! Boy, we surely didn't think that chain of events was going to take place.

Yarn Over

Such talented ducks, picking up knitting in their spare time.

There are monsters under the bed

Dogs are so great to have. Just look at the all the sorts of things they are useful for. We can add "Chasing monsters out from under the bed" to Bailey's list awesomeness.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Operator, please give me a line

This dame really doesn't take any wooden nickels.
2011 translation: This chick really knows her shiz.


Ninja Ducks kicking serious butt

Causing general melee, glass windows won't stop Ninja Duck. Hi ya.

Your safety is our priority

On a recent road trip, Pink Monster Duck picked up this discarded safety cone. Normally orange cones mean "caution",  a green cone means? Proceed with...never mind, go!

Marching to the Beat of a Different Drum


A big shout out to the Globe High School marching band drum section. Thanks for interrupting your fantastic practice to entertain our traveling duck madness.

Lion Tamer part 2

Lion: "Snarl! Growl! Roar!"
Ducks: "This is pretty beast. Oh, btw, we are sooooo not intimidated."

A Bit Nervous

 

Gives me the heebs just looking at the photo. A perfectly reasonable reaction when you have had  scorpions find their way into your home on countless occasions. Nothing enlivens an early morning shower more than finding one crawling along the tile wall as you are shaving your legs.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Behind the Scenes With the Meteorite Men


Behind the scenes with the Meteorite Men. Yea, camo duck! Learning about how this whole television thing works.

Ducks with the Meteorite Men


Yellow duck recently traveled with the Meteorite Men (currently filming Season Three). We're hoping his screen time doesn't end up on the cutting room floor. He didn't have any speaking parts, so wasn't able to get paid for his cameo appearance.

Thanks Geoff and Steve for your hospitality! We agree, Geoff, one is never alone with a rubber duck.

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